A wise man once said: "Nothing cannot exist forever". A dumb man once said: "I should have just stayed in bed with my wife, the porn star." This shows that whether you are Stephen Hawking or Opie from "Sons of Anarchy" you can have some words of wisdom to share with humanity.
Episode #309 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = The Theory of Everything and Journey to the West.
Television Talk = Sons of Anarchy. (Featuring the Missus!)
Book Banter = Big Red (Part 2)
Game Gabbin' = Skyrim (PC with Workshop)
Internet Intercourse = Weird Al Gets Whiplashed, Brian Dettmer: Old Books Reborn as Intricate Art and V-Sauce 2: Mind Blow #92.