The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast

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5th Annual Scrooged Reenactment


5 Years ago I recorded myself reading/poorly voice acting the entire script to the Bill Murray holiday classic "Scrooged"

A holiday gift from the past gives me a little podcasting break whch I consider an x-mas miracle...

Hail Santa.


The Two Colon Myth Myth.




I think my least favorite jam has to be paper.


Episode #382 Segmented Thusly:


Movie Monologue = Highlander II: The Quickening, Justice League: Throne of Atlantis, Queen Mimi, Bone Tomahawk and The Prestige.


Television Talk = Canada's Worst Driver 12


Book Banter = Arthur (The Pendragon Cycle #3) by Stephen R. Lawhead


Game Gabbin' = Metro 2033 Redux


Internet Intercourse = The Adventure Zone (Live at Boston), Pendleton Ward on The Duncan Trussell Family Hour,  GM Tips with Matt Mercer, Kinda Funny Games: What do Videogames Mean to Us? And LEMMiNO: The 8 Spiders.


There Can Be Only One Monkey King


Sex swings are easy to find but good luck finding a sex teeter-totter!

Episode #381 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Highlander, Mr. Baseball, Austin to Boston, Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler and Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 1)

Book Banter =  Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Two Mules for Sister Sara, The Monkey King: Havoc in Heavens Palace and Cell.

Game Gabbin' = Crypt of the Necrodancer, Bit Dungeon II and Eldritch.

Internet Intercourse = Norm Macdonald New Book Podcast Rounds, Bobby Lee on Hot Ones, Harmontown #218, Comedy Fang Fang: Halloween Episode and James Adomian on the Todd Glass Show.


A Trump Supporter Says What?


Lactose Intolerant Vampires really hate Philly Cheese Stakes... Which is why every 10 episodes there is a two week break for you to catch up... Huh?

Episode #380 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Big Hero 6, The Boy, Cake and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising.

Television Talk = Conan clips no longer available in Canada SO Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher Stuff. Take That!

Book Banter = Merlin (The Pendragon Cycle #2) by Stephen R. Lawhead

Game Gabbin' = Saints Row: Gat out of Hell (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = Paul F. Tompkins guests on Who Charted,  Danny O’Dwyer playing Ocarina of Time for the first time at age 30,  The Comedian’s Comedian Podcast and Trying to figure out what a Trump supporter is based on YouTube clips.


Death Wears a Bikini


As far as I am concerned there are way too many unexploded mimes out there!

Episode #379 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Journey to the Centre of the Earth, Waffle Street, I Am Road Comic, The Trip to Italy and The Do-Over.

Television Talk = Death in Paradise

Book Banter = Taliesin (The Pendragon Cycle #1) by Stephen R. Lawhead

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup Continued (Lords of the Fallen, Teslagrad, Switch: Galaxy Ultra, Tropico 5 and Transformers: Devastation)

Internet Intercourse = Playstation VR Stuff, Vsauce 3: Causal Loop, Adam Carolla Show w/ guest Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond formerly of ‘Top Gear’ now of ‘The Grand Tour’ and lastly Andy Kindler on KPCS with guest host Samm Levine.


What’s Your Glitter Budget At?


Trump is racist in the streets and even more racist in the sheets that he has used to make his KKK robes.

Episode #378 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Star Trek: Nemesis, Ghostbusters (2016), We Are Twisted Fucking Sister and Tomorrowland.

Television Talk = @Midnight 90’s Episode & Modern Family (Season 8 Premier)

Book Banter = Player's Handbook by Wizards RPG Team

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup (Badland: GOTY Edition, Broken Age, Dark Star, Galak-Z: The Dimensional, Zombi, Tricky Towers and Table Top Racing: World Tour)

Internet Intercourse = Danny O’Dwyer: No Clip, Jessica Nigri 1 Million Subscribers Video, Drunks & Dragons and Critical Hit.


A Worse C Word…Cult.


Spread Eagle is MUCH different than Eagle Spread....

Episode #377 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Holy Hell, Captain America: Civil War,  Keanu and Night Owls.

Television Talk = Forged in Fire

Book Banter = You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day

Game Gabbin' = Dungeons & Dragons: First Time Leveling and First Serious Session (or Fallout Workshop DLC Thing…?)

Internet Intercourse = Hound Tall Podcast: Scientology, TED: Bring on the Female Superheroes, Hot Ones w/Guest Harley Morenstein and Finally Caught up on Episodes of The Adventure Zone! *Special mention to the Magic Tavern Evil Mirror Universe Episode*


8 Horseman & Wee-Red Al


Moths should be called Margarineflys.

Episode #376 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = X-Men: Apocalypse, My Dinner with Andre, Now You See me 2 and Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau.

Television Talk = Love

Book Banter = The Kinsman Saga by Ben Bova

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Nuka World DLC (Completion) My First Foray into D&D

Internet Intercourse = Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Adam Carolla Podcast, Funhaus - World of Tanks Paid to Play, Jeff Upworty’s You Might Be A Millennial If…, and Dinner With Friends with Brett Gelman and Friends.


Top Gear Blue Balls & A Nipple Touch


I bought myself a Ronco 4000 and I set it but now I can not remember where it is....  

Episode #375 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs and Finders Keepers.

Television Talk = Archer (Season 7)

Book Banter = Forgotten Realms: Double Diamond Triangle Saga

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Nuka World DLC (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = Danny O’Dwyer Leaving Gamespot Sadness and his last episode of The Point, WTF with guest Billy Crystal, iPhone 7 (What should I get instead?) and some Vera Bambi & Saira Rose YouTubes.


Guruing Audience Precipitation Excitement Stutters.


The M-113 creature must have really high blood pressure! #NerdiestJokeEver ?

Episode #374 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Paul Blart: Mall Cop, Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2, Wyrmwood: Road of the Dead, Romancing the Stone and Jewel of the Nile.

Television Talk = Stranger Things (Season 1...)

DOUBLE TV/Internet Talk Segment Thing = Freeman’s Mind

Game Gabbin' = No Man’s Sky (Weekend 2) & Half-Life: Blue Shift.

Internet Intercourse = Filling the Void with New Podcasts (Anna Faris is Unqualified, The Duncan Trussell Family Hour, Kinda Funny Gamecast and The Adventure Zone)


Podcast Equivalent of “The Shocker” is Todd Glass on Comedy Bang Bang & Werner Herzog on WTF.


If you want to know the hottest trends you should ask a pediatric pulmonary specialist since they really have their fingers on the pulse of today's youth.

Episode #373

Movie Monologue = Flight of the Phoenix (2004), The Fisher King, The Fundamentals of Caring and The Fault in Our Stars.

Television Talk = HarmonQuest

Book Banter = #JustTweets (Due to 9 part serial Fantasy)

Game Gabbin' = No Man’s Sky (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = No Man's Sky: A Walk in the Digital Woods - The Point, Geek & Sundry - Nuka Break (Episodes 1-3), If I were You (Re-Visited-Catch-Up) and The two most opposite guest ever to listen to back-to-back!  Todd Glass on Comedy Bang Bang & Werner Herzog on WTF.


Shitally Graphic’ed Human Ratings


How did Cyrano de Bergerac get to the moon? Snot Rockets.

Episode #372

Movie Monologue = Honeymoon, Weird Science, Batman: The Killing Joke, The Lobster and Tony Robbins: I Am Not Your Guru.

Television Talk = The Baby Bachelorette & Real Time with Bill Maher.

Book Banter = The Fanged Crown (Forgotten Realms: The Wilds #1) by Jenna Helland

Game Gabbin' = Wasteland 2 and Barony

Internet Intercourse = California On Comic-Con 8, Twits & Crits (Funhaus plays D&D), Party Legends (Viceland) and Jordan, Jesse Go! with guest Steve Agee.


Pornstar Z: Brain Fungus



Dragon Ball A through Y episodes are impossible to find! 


Episode #371 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Dreamcatcher, Ted 2, Inside Out and Watchmen.

Television Talk = Bar Rescue (Season 1 - 3)

Book Banter = Dreamcatcher by Stephen King

Game Gabbin' = Dragon Ball Xenoverse 


Internet Intercourse = I Hit it With My Axe (NEW Episodes 37- 40), Never Not Funny with guest Amber Rose, High & Mighty with host Jon Gabrus and  Epic Meal Time goes to Japan.