Wish for "The power of the fictional character Q from Star Trek"... Duh!
Episode #434 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = NOT On Her Majesty's Secret Service since I just watched it less than 1 year ago SO: Diamonds Are Forever, The Trip to Spain and The Little Hours.
Television Talk = Doctor Who (Twice Upon a Time)
Book Banter = I, Q by John de Lancie
Game Gabbin' = Star Trek: Bridge Crew
Internet Intercourse = Double Movie Monologue = Live and Let Die, Some Freaks and Baby Driver.