So there is non-sexual fanfic!?
Episode #545 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Bill & Ted: Excellent Adventure, Bogus Journey and Face the Music.
Television Talk = Star Trek: Lower Decks (Season 1, Episodes 1-4)
Game Gabbin' = PC Backstories: Freddy Bear
Internet Intercourse = Alexander Siddig (Bashir) & Andrew Robinson (Garak) perform DS9 Fanfic and an Alex Winter / Keanu Reeves Tweet.