If given one wish just ask for the powers of the fictional character of Q from Star Trek.
Episode #582 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Waiting.
Television Talk = Star Trek: The Next Generation (Encounter at Farpoint)
Game Gabbin' = Steam Clean: Arid, Til Nord, Sunset Overdrive and Should I get Skyward Sword?
Internet Intercourse = Kruggsmash: Redvault (The Long Night Mod by The Mod Smith), G4 Livestreams and Alannah Pierce talking about the Blizzard Lawsuit.