The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast

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Unintentional Pitt, Sexy Burp and Learning to Learn.


I try to keep the bar really low so I am not disappointed except when it comes to limbo competitions...

Episode #386 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Big Short, Fury, Demolition Man and The Irish Pub. 

Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 2) 

Book Banter = Grail (The Pendragon Cycle #5) by Stephen R. Lawhead 

Game Gabbin' = Hearthstone 

Internet Intercourse = YouTubers vs. YouTube,  Fake News,  Final Fantasy XV Coverage, The Magic Tavern with guest Jon Gabrus and Anna Faris is Unqualified with guest who are also hosts of a podcast. Specifically How Did This Get Made?


Me Brain No Work. Podcast Good.


In space no one can hear you scream for ice cream...

Episode #385 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Highlander V: The Source, Sour Grapes, Captain Fantastic, National Treasure: Book of Secrets and  Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child. 

Television Talk = Mountain Men

Book Banter = Double Movie Monologue = Hush, Crimes & Misdemeanors, The Bronze, Zootopia and Under the Sun. 

Game Gabbin' = The Ball and The Solus Project  

Internet Intercourse = Hello From The Magic tavern with guest Felcia Day, Kinda Funny Games: Greg’s Mom Tries Playstation VR, Geek & Sundry: Worthy Opponents, Crazy Russian Hacker: How to Pick a Padlock, How Did This Get Made: Lawnmower Man and I Was There Too: The Squibenning.



The Sexy Genie Terror Tables Have Turned!


My disappointment at the lack of dragons in fantasy football is palpable...

Episode #384 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Highlander IV: Endgame,  Legend (2015), Tron, Green Room and Batman: The Movie (1966)

Television Talk = Weird Science

Book Banter = Jacob Brumfield Gets Trumped

Game Gabbin' = Skyrim Remastered: Falskaar 

Internet Intercourse = The Earliest Show, PewDiePie takes a Break, Phillip DeFranco, FunHaus plays Stay Close and The Pete Richards Podcast #1


Song Democracy & Sir David Hasselhoff


Your attitude is like a poop filled diaper. It's shitty and you need to change it.

Episode #383 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Highlander III: The Sorcerer, Michael Moore in TrumpLand, Reign of Fire, Manson and Amanda Knox.

Television Talk = Double Game Gabbin’ Dungeons & Dragons Session 3 - November 12th / 2016: De-Mayoralization

Book Banter = Pendragon (The Pendragon Cycle #4) by Stephen R. Lawhead 

Game Gabbin' = Song Democracy 

Internet Intercourse = No Clip: The Story of Rocket League, Nerdist: Onyx Fortuitous, V-Sauce: Talking with David Attenborough, FunHaus: Buff Huskies Biker Gang and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus with Special Guests Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins.



5th Annual Scrooged Reenactment


5 Years ago I recorded myself reading/poorly voice acting the entire script to the Bill Murray holiday classic "Scrooged"

A holiday gift from the past gives me a little podcasting break whch I consider an x-mas miracle...

Hail Santa.


The Two Colon Myth Myth.




I think my least favorite jam has to be paper.


Episode #382 Segmented Thusly:


Movie Monologue = Highlander II: The Quickening, Justice League: Throne of Atlantis, Queen Mimi, Bone Tomahawk and The Prestige.


Television Talk = Canada's Worst Driver 12


Book Banter = Arthur (The Pendragon Cycle #3) by Stephen R. Lawhead


Game Gabbin' = Metro 2033 Redux


Internet Intercourse = The Adventure Zone (Live at Boston), Pendleton Ward on The Duncan Trussell Family Hour,  GM Tips with Matt Mercer, Kinda Funny Games: What do Videogames Mean to Us? And LEMMiNO: The 8 Spiders.


There Can Be Only One Monkey King


Sex swings are easy to find but good luck finding a sex teeter-totter!

Episode #381 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Highlander, Mr. Baseball, Austin to Boston, Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler and Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 1)

Book Banter =  Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Two Mules for Sister Sara, The Monkey King: Havoc in Heavens Palace and Cell.

Game Gabbin' = Crypt of the Necrodancer, Bit Dungeon II and Eldritch.

Internet Intercourse = Norm Macdonald New Book Podcast Rounds, Bobby Lee on Hot Ones, Harmontown #218, Comedy Fang Fang: Halloween Episode and James Adomian on the Todd Glass Show.


A Trump Supporter Says What?


Lactose Intolerant Vampires really hate Philly Cheese Stakes... Which is why every 10 episodes there is a two week break for you to catch up... Huh?

Episode #380 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Big Hero 6, The Boy, Cake and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising.

Television Talk = Conan clips no longer available in Canada SO Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher Stuff. Take That!

Book Banter = Merlin (The Pendragon Cycle #2) by Stephen R. Lawhead

Game Gabbin' = Saints Row: Gat out of Hell (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = Paul F. Tompkins guests on Who Charted,  Danny O’Dwyer playing Ocarina of Time for the first time at age 30,  The Comedian’s Comedian Podcast and Trying to figure out what a Trump supporter is based on YouTube clips.


Death Wears a Bikini


As far as I am concerned there are way too many unexploded mimes out there!

Episode #379 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Journey to the Centre of the Earth, Waffle Street, I Am Road Comic, The Trip to Italy and The Do-Over.

Television Talk = Death in Paradise

Book Banter = Taliesin (The Pendragon Cycle #1) by Stephen R. Lawhead

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup Continued (Lords of the Fallen, Teslagrad, Switch: Galaxy Ultra, Tropico 5 and Transformers: Devastation)

Internet Intercourse = Playstation VR Stuff, Vsauce 3: Causal Loop, Adam Carolla Show w/ guest Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond formerly of ‘Top Gear’ now of ‘The Grand Tour’ and lastly Andy Kindler on KPCS with guest host Samm Levine.


What’s Your Glitter Budget At?


Trump is racist in the streets and even more racist in the sheets that he has used to make his KKK robes.

Episode #378 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Star Trek: Nemesis, Ghostbusters (2016), We Are Twisted Fucking Sister and Tomorrowland.

Television Talk = @Midnight 90’s Episode & Modern Family (Season 8 Premier)

Book Banter = Player's Handbook by Wizards RPG Team

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup (Badland: GOTY Edition, Broken Age, Dark Star, Galak-Z: The Dimensional, Zombi, Tricky Towers and Table Top Racing: World Tour)

Internet Intercourse = Danny O’Dwyer: No Clip, Jessica Nigri 1 Million Subscribers Video, Drunks & Dragons and Critical Hit.


A Worse C Word…Cult.


Spread Eagle is MUCH different than Eagle Spread....

Episode #377 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Holy Hell, Captain America: Civil War,  Keanu and Night Owls.

Television Talk = Forged in Fire

Book Banter = You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day

Game Gabbin' = Dungeons & Dragons: First Time Leveling and First Serious Session (or Fallout Workshop DLC Thing…?)

Internet Intercourse = Hound Tall Podcast: Scientology, TED: Bring on the Female Superheroes, Hot Ones w/Guest Harley Morenstein and Finally Caught up on Episodes of The Adventure Zone! *Special mention to the Magic Tavern Evil Mirror Universe Episode*


8 Horseman & Wee-Red Al


Moths should be called Margarineflys.

Episode #376 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = X-Men: Apocalypse, My Dinner with Andre, Now You See me 2 and Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau.

Television Talk = Love

Book Banter = The Kinsman Saga by Ben Bova

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Nuka World DLC (Completion) My First Foray into D&D

Internet Intercourse = Neil Degrasse Tyson on the Adam Carolla Podcast, Funhaus - World of Tanks Paid to Play, Jeff Upworty’s You Might Be A Millennial If…, and Dinner With Friends with Brett Gelman and Friends.


Top Gear Blue Balls & A Nipple Touch


I bought myself a Ronco 4000 and I set it but now I can not remember where it is....  

Episode #375 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Spaceballs and Finders Keepers.

Television Talk = Archer (Season 7)

Book Banter = Forgotten Realms: Double Diamond Triangle Saga

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4: Nuka World DLC (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = Danny O’Dwyer Leaving Gamespot Sadness and his last episode of The Point, WTF with guest Billy Crystal, iPhone 7 (What should I get instead?) and some Vera Bambi & Saira Rose YouTubes.