The Librocube

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I got 88 problems but time travel ain't one. 　
I got 42 problems but the meaning of life ain't one.
Episode #388 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = For the Love of Spock, True Memoirs of an International Assassin, Scrooged, Elf and Youth. 
Television Talk = Horace & Pete 
Book Banter = Shadowbred (Forgotten Realms: The Twilight War #1) by Paul S. Kemp
Game Gabbin' = Life is Strange (Part 1-3) 
Internet Intercourse = You Made It Weird with guest Kevin Pollak, DOOM Resurrected, Co-Optitude: Alien Storm w/ guest Trisha Hershberger, The Earliest Show: Outtakes & Bloopers and Deer Nadia (Hearthstone Teachings)

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Watch me trot. Watch me neigh neigh
Episode #387 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = The Ice Harvest,  Urge, War Dogs, 47 Ronin and Encounters at the end of the World. 
Television Talk = Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown and Weird Science (Season 5)
Book Banter = The Ice Harvest by Scott Phillips 
Game Gabbin' = Awkward Dimensions Redux and Enter The Gungeon. 
Internet Intercourse = LÜT & DONG,  FunHaus Drunk Silk Stalkings Podcast: Talking Stalkings, Cake Boss stares at you for 1 hour, Alan Partridge gets lucky for one hour and lastly Poppy…. Huh…

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I try to keep the bar really low so I am not disappointed except when it comes to limbo competitions...
Episode #386 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = The Big Short, Fury, Demolition Man and The Irish Pub. 
Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 2) 
Book Banter = Grail (The Pendragon Cycle #5) by Stephen R. Lawhead 
Game Gabbin' = Hearthstone 
Internet Intercourse = YouTubers vs. YouTube,  Fake News,  Final Fantasy XV Coverage, The Magic Tavern with guest Jon Gabrus and Anna Faris is Unqualified with guest who are also hosts of a podcast. Specifically How Did This Get Made?

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In space no one can hear you scream for ice cream...
Episode #385 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Highlander V: The Source, Sour Grapes, Captain Fantastic, National Treasure: Book of Secrets and  Jimi Hendrix: Voodoo Child. 
Television Talk = Mountain Men
Book Banter = Double Movie Monologue = Hush, Crimes & Misdemeanors, The Bronze, Zootopia and Under the Sun. 
Game Gabbin' = The Ball and The Solus Project  
Internet Intercourse = Hello From The Magic tavern with guest Felcia Day, Kinda Funny Games: Greg’s Mom Tries Playstation VR, Geek & Sundry: Worthy Opponents, Crazy Russian Hacker: How to Pick a Padlock, How Did This Get Made: Lawnmower Man and I Was There Too: The Squibenning.
 

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My disappointment at the lack of dragons in fantasy football is palpable...
Episode #384 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Highlander IV: Endgame,  Legend (2015), Tron, Green Room and Batman: The Movie (1966)
Television Talk = Weird Science
Book Banter = Jacob Brumfield Gets Trumped
Game Gabbin' = Skyrim Remastered: Falskaar 
Internet Intercourse = The Earliest Show, PewDiePie takes a Break, Phillip DeFranco, FunHaus plays Stay Close and The Pete Richards Podcast #1

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Your attitude is like a poop filled diaper. It's shitty and you need to change it.
Episode #383 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Highlander III: The Sorcerer, Michael Moore in TrumpLand, Reign of Fire, Manson and Amanda Knox.
Television Talk = Double Game Gabbin’ Dungeons & Dragons Session 3 - November 12th / 2016: De-Mayoralization
Book Banter = Pendragon (The Pendragon Cycle #4) by Stephen R. Lawhead 
Game Gabbin' = Song Democracy 
Internet Intercourse = No Clip: The Story of Rocket League, Nerdist: Onyx Fortuitous, V-Sauce: Talking with David Attenborough, FunHaus: Buff Huskies Biker Gang and With Special Guest Lauren Lapkus with Special Guests Scott Aukerman & Paul F. Tompkins.
 

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5 Years ago I recorded myself reading/poorly voice acting the entire script to the Bill Murray holiday classic "Scrooged"
A holiday gift from the past gives me a little podcasting break whch I consider an x-mas miracle...
Hail Santa.

 
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I think my least favorite jam has to be paper.
 
Episode #382 Segmented Thusly:
 
Movie Monologue = Highlander II: The Quickening, Justice League: Throne of Atlantis, Queen Mimi, Bone Tomahawk and The Prestige.
 
Television Talk = Canada's Worst Driver 12
 
Book Banter = Arthur (The Pendragon Cycle #3) by Stephen R. Lawhead
 
Game Gabbin' = Metro 2033 Redux
 
Internet Intercourse = The Adventure Zone (Live at Boston), Pendleton Ward on The Duncan Trussell Family Hour,  GM Tips with Matt Mercer, Kinda Funny Games: What do Videogames Mean to Us? And LEMMiNO: The 8 Spiders.

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Sex swings are easy to find but good luck finding a sex teeter-totter!

Episode #381 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Highlander, Mr. Baseball, Austin to Boston, Man vs Snake: The Long and Twisted Tale of Nibbler and Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood.

Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 1)

Book Banter =  Hunt for the Wilderpeople, Two Mules for Sister Sara, The Monkey King: Havoc in Heavens Palace and Cell.

Game Gabbin' = Crypt of the Necrodancer, Bit Dungeon II and Eldritch.

Internet Intercourse = Norm Macdonald New Book Podcast Rounds, Bobby Lee on Hot Ones, Harmontown #218, Comedy Fang Fang: Halloween Episode and James Adomian on the Todd Glass Show.

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Lactose Intolerant Vampires really hate Philly Cheese Stakes... Which is why every 10 episodes there is a two week break for you to catch up... Huh?
Episode #380 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Big Hero 6, The Boy, Cake and Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising.

Television Talk = Conan clips no longer available in Canada SO Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert and Bill Maher Stuff. Take That!

Book Banter = Merlin (The Pendragon Cycle #2) by Stephen R. Lawhead

Game Gabbin' = Saints Row: Gat out of Hell (Weekend 1)

Internet Intercourse = Paul F. Tompkins guests on Who Charted,  Danny O’Dwyer playing Ocarina of Time for the first time at age 30,  The Comedian’s Comedian Podcast and Trying to figure out what a Trump supporter is based on YouTube clips.

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As far as I am concerned there are way too many unexploded mimes out there!
Episode #379 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Journey to the Centre of the Earth, Waffle Street, I Am Road Comic, The Trip to Italy and The Do-Over.

Television Talk = Death in Paradise

Book Banter = Taliesin (The Pendragon Cycle #1) by Stephen R. Lawhead

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup Continued (Lords of the Fallen, Teslagrad, Switch: Galaxy Ultra, Tropico 5 and Transformers: Devastation)

Internet Intercourse = Playstation VR Stuff, Vsauce 3: Causal Loop, Adam Carolla Show w/ guest Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond formerly of ‘Top Gear’ now of ‘The Grand Tour’ and lastly Andy Kindler on KPCS with guest host Samm Levine.

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Trump is racist in the streets and even more racist in the sheets that he has used to make his KKK robes.
Episode #378 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Star Trek: Nemesis, Ghostbusters (2016), We Are Twisted Fucking Sister and Tomorrowland.
Television Talk = @Midnight 90’s Episode & Modern Family (Season 8 Premier)

Book Banter = Player's Handbook by Wizards RPG Team

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup (Badland: GOTY Edition, Broken Age, Dark Star, Galak-Z: The Dimensional, Zombi, Tricky Towers and Table Top Racing: World Tour)

Internet Intercourse = Danny O’Dwyer: No Clip, Jessica Nigri 1 Million Subscribers Video, Drunks & Dragons and Critical Hit.

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Spread Eagle is MUCH different than Eagle Spread....
Episode #377 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Holy Hell, Captain America: Civil War,  Keanu and Night Owls.
Television Talk = Forged in Fire
Book Banter = You're Never Weird on the Internet (Almost) by Felicia Day
Game Gabbin' = Dungeons & Dragons: First Time Leveling and First Serious Session (or Fallout Workshop DLC Thing…?)

Internet Intercourse = Hound Tall Podcast: Scientology, TED: Bring on the Female Superheroes, Hot Ones w/Guest Harley Morenstein and Finally Caught up on Episodes of The Adventure Zone! *Special mention to the Magic Tavern Evil Mirror Universe Episode*