The Librocube

Vagina Galore

Hello!Non-Sad New Year!  Back into the "Normal" swing of things after all our Hiatuses.... Hiatisis... Hiatusi...?Episode #341 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope and Brian Regan Live from Radio City Music Hall.Television Talk = Doctor Who (The Zygon Invasion & Inversion)Book Banter = The Broken Sword by Poul Anderson Game Gabbin' = The Room 3Internet Intercourse = Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting, Watchmojo: Top 5 Fallout Playthorughs and The James Bonding Podcast with Mat Mira & Matt Gourley.

4th Annual "Scrooged" Reenactment

Hello!
Ho Ho Etc. Four years ago I recorded myself reading / "acting" out the entire script to the movie 'Scrooged' starring Bill Murray.
It may sound like reading a script for 3 hours is a lot of work BUT now I get a little podcasting holiday in the month of December every year. Lovely.
The podcast will be back on January 6th / 2016 so hopefully this ridiculous thing will tide you over.
Merry X-mas, Happy Festivus and have a good holiday to all other fictional holiday celebrants!
Sincerely,
Jordan "celebrating the birth of a character from the bible despite being an atheist" Maywood

Celebritles Breast Reduction

Hello!Regular listeners (if such a thing exists?) will know that because this episode number ends in a zero means it will be two weeks before the next episode so you can get caught up! So considerate and lazy of me I know...Episode #340 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Grey Gardens, Unfriended and Jiro Dreams of Sushi.Television Talk = Current Show Catchup (Modern Family & Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)Book Banter = Tokyo Vice by Jake AdelsteinGame Gabbin' = Rust (Revisited I Think?)Internet Intercourse = The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Clips, California On: A Spooky Ghost Adventure, The Pointless Podcast with host kevin Pereira and guest Adam Sessler and The Nerdist Podcast with guest Bruce Campbell.

Never Bet on Jerk OR Book Mind Meld

Hello!A lot of time travel wibbly-wobbly stuff in this one probably because someone went back n time and gave bubblegum to a dinosaur if I had to guess...Episode #339 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Hot Tub Time Machine 2, Kung Fury and In Time.Television Talk = Skins (Seasons 3 & 4) and Doctor Who (Season 9, Episode 6) The Woman Who Lived.Book Banter = The 50 Funniest American Writers: According to Andy Borowitz by Andy BorowitzGame Gabbin' = Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone (Part 2, Finale)Internet Intercourse = Last Week Tonight: Canadian Election, Biting Elbows POV Action Music Video, The Indoor Kids Podcast with guest Adam Sessler.

So far up my alley I will have trouble getting it out.

Hello!This episode has a 1:4:9 ratio so prepare to have your mind blown!Episode #338 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = 2001: A Space Odyssey, Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films, Cooties and Black Mass.Television Talk = Rick & Morty (Season 1)Book Banter = 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. ClarkeGame Gabbin' = The Witcher 3 - Hearts of StoneInternet Intercourse = The Last Episode of Epic Meal Time, Manda Coweld NYCC Vlog, What happens at the edge of the universe?, Funhaus: Sex Swing Live and My THIRD Comedy Bang Bang appearance (in the sense they Scot Aukerman choose my 'Would You Rather" scenario)

Exploding Fat Guy Trope.

Hello!I got a fever and the only cure is a a strong dose of antibiotics and an ice bath if my temperature gets above 107.4 degrees Fahrenheit.Episode #337 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = The D Train, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and The American Scream.Television Talk = Doctor Who (Season 9, Epsidoe 3. Under the Lake)Book Banter = The Crystal City by Orson Scott CardGame Gabbin' = How to Survive and Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet Internet Intercourse = Trailer Park Boys Podcast (Epsiode 7 & 8), Watchmojo: Top 10 Secret Video Game Levels and Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig & Guest Harley Morenstien live from Just For Laughs in Toronto.

Big Beautiful Smiling Mouth for BJ's Experiment.

Hello!The year 336 was a leap year so lets LEAP into some good 'ole fashion media consumption talkings! (Nice Segway Jordan!)Episode #336 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Obvious Child, The Baytown Outlaws, Nature Calls and Mortified Nation.Television Talk = Angel (Season #1)Book Banter = Heartfire (Book #5 of the Alvin Maker Series) by Orson Scott CardGame Gabbin' = Borderlands The Pre-SequelInternet Intercourse = No Such Thing As A Fish, Spontaneanation with Guest Scott Aukerman and TED: This New Telescope Might Show Us the Beginning of the Universe

The Episode Where I Lobotomize Myself.

Hello!This episode has it all! And by that I mean it has an entire universe hidden within its code...neato. Episode #335 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Avengers: Age of Ultron, Safety Not Guaranteed and Insidious: Chapter 3  Television Talk = Doctor Who (Series 9, Episode 1) & Comedy Bang Bang (Season 4) Book Banter = Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Season 8, Issues 1- More than 1/2 done or so...) Game Gabbin' = Gamespot's "Fallout 4 Show"Internet Intercourse = V-Sauce (The Zipf Mystery), PewDiePie (Click on Boobs) and Nerdist Podcast with guest Felicia Day.

3D Printed Microscopic Throat Frogs

Hello!The ebb and flow of media consumption reached some highs in the episode. Karma for not murdering that wallaby perhaps?Episode #334 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Kill Me Three Times, Hector and the Search for Happiness, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil and Showrunners: The Art of Running a TV Show.Television Talk = The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Buffy The Vampire Slayer Season 6 & 7.Book Banter = Alvin Journeyman by Orson Scott CardGame Gabbin' = S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of ChernobylInternet Intercourse = Funhaus, TED: My Inner life with Asperger's and Mind Blow #98

I watched porn stars play D&D for the D&D and not the Porn stars...

Hello!Not since episode 111 and 222 has there been and time this podcast has been so 333... what?Episode #333 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = The Brass Teapot, Nymphomaniac Volume 1, Nymphomaniac Volume 2 and The BurbsTelevision Talk = Adventure Time (Season 1-5)Book Banter = Prentice Alvin by Orson Scott CardGame Gabbin' = The Talos PrincipleInternet Intercourse = The Trailer Park Boys Podcast, The 'I Hit It With MyAxe." Reunion Panel and The Flog (Cooking with Robin)

John Hodgman vs. Blain Capath in Strange Reference Battle

Hello!A little behind the scenes action is that I write the episode descriptions before I record the episode itself (with the exception of the title).  After writing this description I have no idea how I am going to fit all this in one episode and I am worried... *shudders*Episode #332 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Unfinished Business, Adult Beginners, As Above So Below and No No: A Dockumentary.Television Talk = Conan Throws Jordan Schlansky A Bachelor Party and Some Degrassi talk including this madness I made: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn183Tf8HTo )Book Banter = Red Prophet by Orson Scott CardGame Gabbin' = Hero Siege and Postal 2Internet Intercourse = *NEW* Podcast Addition Week: Who Charted, Judge John Hodgman, The Smartest man in the World, Vic's Basement and The Late Show Podcast.

Can you separate the man from the work?

Hello!A Brainfelt "Welcome Back!" from our little podcast break!  This episode should have been posted September 2nd but I wanted to delicately slide in my very special FanExpo episode instead so that's what I did since I am the boss of this...Episode #331 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Jurassic World, This is 40, Sinister and Demetri Martin: Live (at the time).Television Talk = The Daily Show (Final Episode)Book Banter = Seventh Son by Orson Scott CardGame Gabbin' = Dying Light and Child of LightInternet Intercourse = Titans Grave (Finale) and Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Nerd-Cane Adventures: FanExpo Toronto 2015

Hello!Well, Well, Etc.Nerd-Cane Adventures: FanExpo Toronto 2015.... Need I say more...? Yes probably...The Vulcan part of my brain has managed to turn the utter chaos of FanExpo into a sort of "formula" over the years and this is what it is:1) Bring Nerd-Cane so you have someone to lean on while standing around all day for when your back starts to hurt.2) Ask cosplayers if you can get a picture and then watch their confused faces when you ask them to hold Nerd-Cane in the picture.3) Get autographs from an odd assortment of celebrities and watch their confused faces when you ask them to sign Nerd-Cane in a picture.4) At the end of each day return to your hotel room and record a podcast while flipping through all the pictures you took.5) Organize the pictures into some sort of semi-cohesive "story" album.6) Create a special edition of The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast in which all the pics are combined with the podcast in a sort of PB&J like mass.7) Post the links the the newest Nerd-Cane Adventure here:Picasa Album: https://picasaweb.google.com/107470043176335609452/NerdCaneAdventuresFanExpoToronto2015?authuser=0&feat=directlink Facebook Album: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.749058991888472.1073741845.358011230993252&type=1&l=c4442d0101Instagram Album: nerd-Cane *Brewing*YouTube Video: http://youtu.be/thKrGbXzE3U8) Put plugs to all the nice people you met and that gave you business cards at the end of the episode.9) Profit!!!10) Rinse & Repeat every year.