The Librocube

What's in a Middle Earthians Colon?

Hello!This is episode 318 and 318 is of course the area code to Northern and Central Louisiana SO if you live there this episode is dedicated to you for no reason what-so-ever. I love you. Especially you Middendorf's Seafood Restaurant which came up when I Googled North Louisiana Restaurants again for no reason... Middendorf....Episode #318 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Gremlins, Supermensh: The Legend of Shep Gordan, and Space Cowboys.Television Talk = Life Below Zero.Book Banter = Jacob Brumfield Leaning Sideways Comedian Part 2: Speed Date (Part 1)Game Gabbin' = Minute Quest and Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor (First Few Hours)Internet Intercourse = Getting Doug with High with guest Beth Sterling, Roy Choi and Hoaratio Sanz, The Nerdist podcast with guest Adam Carolla and WeBook.com.

Pumpernickel Woodpecker

Hello!A couple new editions to the content consumptioning as well as a new personally crafted story for your listening pleasure! What an age we live in...?Episode #317 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Sexy Baby and Parallels.Television Talk = Mad Men (First 4 Episodes)Book Banter = Jacob Brumfield Leaning Sideways Comedian Part 2: Speed Date (Part 1)Game Gabbin' = Counter Spy, Tower of Guns, Never Alone and Aaru's Awakening.Internet Intercourse = Jimmy Kimmel and the Avengers, FOD: Super Trooper Boot Camp, Crash Course: The Moon and The Sun, Speakeasy with host Paul F. Tompkins and Guest Andy Daly and Spontaneanation with host Paul F. Tompkins (First 3 episodes).

Kudos to Canadians for Killing Nazis.

 Hello!Control Content Consumption Concisely by Collaborating. And by that I of course mean listen to this to get an idea if you will like some of this stuff...Episode #316 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies,The Unbelievers and The Guardians of the Galaxy (Again).Television Talk = The Layover with Anthony Bordain.Book Banter = Warchild by Esther Friesner Game Gabbin' = Valiant Hearts: the Great WarInternet Intercourse = Watch Mojo (Top 10 Movie Soundtracks, Violent Movies & Fantasy Books), Angry Joe vs. Nintendo, TED: Bill Gates - The Next outbreak? We're not ready, and The Nerdist Podcast with guests Josh Gad & Billy Crystal.

Would you rather be trapped in space with Ma Petite OR have a special sense that detects financial disasters?

Hello!This is a hump episode in the sense that it is half way between episode 310 and 320 so let's celebrate with a good 'ole fashion hump! *UNGH*Episode #315 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Interstellar, Life Itself, Russel Brand: Messiah Complex and  Atari: Game Over.Television Talk = American Horror Story: Freak ShowBook Banter = Atlas Shrugged by Ayn RandGame Gabbin' = The Vanishing of Ethan Carter Internet Intercourse = My "Would You Rather" scenario appeared on Comedy Bang Bang and here it is!!!!

The Sexy Segway King

Hello!Have you ever wanted to be a goat?  Who hasn't amirght!?Episode #314 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Dumb & Dumber To, The Possession of Michael King, the Toxic Avenger and Amadeus Television Talk = M.A.R.V.E.L Agents of Shield (Season 2, Episodes 11-13)  Game Gabbin' = Goat Simulator & Super Time Force Ultra. Internet Intercourse = TableTop (After Dark): Cards Against Humanity, Nintendo New Console & Mobile Gaming, TED: What if 3D printing was 100X Faster? and Nerdist Podcast wit guest Scott Aukerman.

I Pitty the April Fools

Hello! Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?Who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?Who put the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop?Who put the dip in the dip da dip da dip? Gregory did.  Mystery solved.Episode #313 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Birdman, Office Space and Back Issues: The Hustler Story.Television Talk = Doctor Who (Series Four)Book Banter = Wired Magazine: The Sex IssueGame Gabbin' = South Park: The Stick of TruthInternet Intercourse = Conan in Cuba, You Made it Weird with Host Pete Holmes & guest Weird Al Yankovic,Comedy Bang-bang with corprate Attorney Michael Ableson and Earl Sinclair synced with The Notorius B.I.G.

Oh Sheesh Y'all, Twas A Dream.

Hello!This episode is the end.... of a lot of different things but of course not the podcast you silly goose!Episode #312 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = End of Days, Last Stand and Jessabelle.Television Talk = QI Series F "Food" Finale.Book Banter = A Memory of Light (The 14th and Final Book in the Wheel of Time Series).Game Gabbin' = My Top Video Game Endings.Internet Intercourse = Jake & Amir: The End Times, Getting Doug with High (Guests Sarah Silverman, Todd Glass, Brian Posehn, Rory Scovel & Eric Andre) and The Dead Authors Podcast with Guest Roald Dahl and The Nerdist Podcast with guest David Cross.

Sex, Drugs and Spock 'n' Roll

Hello!If you have ever listened to just pass the closing credits of this podcast you will know why this episode is dedicated to the memory of Leaonard Nimoy. I count myself among the masses who will miss him greatly. Live Long and Prosper.Episode #311 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Star Trek III: The Search for Spock , Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home and We Need to Talk About Kevin.Television Talk = Parks and Recreation Series FinaleBook Banter = Star Trek III: the Search for the Spock in All of Us.Game Gabbin' = Giant Immortal Amazonian Nude Skyrim ArmyInternet Intercourse = Co-Optitude: The Typing of the Dead, V-Sauce: Would Headlights work at Light Speed, Comedy bang Bang: The Wedding of Gill & Gary and The Todd Glass Show with guest James Adomian.

The Please Experience Some Harris Wittels Episode.

Hello!I hear it feels good to be gangsta'. I know it feels good to be the boss of your own podcast and take a week of every 10 episodes so that is what I am gonna do... be gangsta'... and by that I mean take a week of.... So confusing...Episode #310 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Whiplash, Horns and Inherint Vice.Television Talk = Doctor Who (Christopher Eccleston & the first two David Tennant Seasons)Book Banter = Big Red (Finale)Game Gabbin' = My Top 10ish Nintendo GamesInternet Intercourse = Funhaus & Gamespot - The Order:1886 Coverage, Bethesda + E3 = Fallout 4!? and Comedy Bang Bang: Farts & Procreation 4 and the first time I ever cried (from sadness) listening to a podcast.  *Please take a minute to learn about an incredilbe funny man who passed away on Febuary 19th. Harris Wittels. Here are some of his jokes that he felt were 'throw aways" just to give you an indication of how funny he was:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AweVgPJhVFQ&list=PL2533A97DA6141FDF

The Missus of Anarchy

Hello!A wise man once said: "Nothing cannot exist forever".  A dumb man once said: "I should have just stayed in bed with my wife, the porn star."  This shows that whether you are Stephen Hawking or Opie from "Sons of Anarchy" you can have some words of wisdom to share with humanity.Episode #309 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = The Theory of Everything and Journey to the West. Television Talk = Sons of Anarchy. (Featuring the Missus!)Book Banter = Big Red (Part 2)Game Gabbin' = Skyrim (PC with Workshop)Internet Intercourse = Weird Al Gets Whiplashed, Brian Dettmer: Old Books Reborn as Intricate Art and V-Sauce 2: Mind Blow #92.

Ancient Elven Knowledge Water

Hello!A wise man once said "I am a wise man do what I say!" right before he was killed bruatally...Episode #308 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries & Mentors of Ricky Jay, Cropsey, John Wick and SerenityTelevision Talk = Archer (Season 5) Book Banter = Big Red (Part 1)Game Gabbin' = Dragon Age: Inquisition (Finale) and Transistor.Internet Intercourse = Funhaus, Epic Meal Time: Fast Food aquarium, You Made it Weird with Host Pete Holmes & Guest Patton Oswalt, the Adam Carolla Podcast with Guest Kevin Costner and WTF with Host Marc Maron & Guest Jason Schwartzman.

Mustache Hypnosis.

Hello!Some really good 5/5 consumption of media happened. Here is where I will pour it from my brain for you to potentially suck it up into yours... Suck it up buttercup!Episode #307 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = St. VincentTelevision Talk = Comedy Bang Bang (Season 3)Book Banter = Big Red (Part 1)Game Gabbin' = Dragon Age: Inquisition (Part 4)Internet Intercourse = That One Video Gamer: Completionist & Getting Doug with High (Guest Todd Glass & Emily Heller)

Thpt to Professional Reviewers of Things.

Hello!It only took 306 episodes to get a very nice email from someone (you know who you are!) about how much they have enjoyed the podcast.  I can see the number of listeners for each podcats (ranging from 300 to 50ish) but those are just "numbers" so it really means a lot to actually hear from someone like that. No joke. Episode #306 Segmented Thusly: Movie Monologue = Stonehearst Asylum, The Sitter and Better Living Through Chemistry. Television Talk = Parks & Recreation (Season 7, Episodes 1-4) Book Banter = Doctor Tung: Time Traveling Origami Robot (Part 4) +A Contest Announcement Game Gabbin' = My Most Anticipated Games of 2015 Internet Intercourse = Speakeasy with Host Paul F. Tompkins & Guest Jim O'Heir, TableTop: Geek Out! and PewDiePie: Gameplay to Die For.