The Librocube

587 - Gonna miss that ol‘ chunk of coal...

Hello!
I prefer Phaser Tag. 
Episode #587 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Red Dog and The Magnificent Seven (1960).
 
Television Talk = Star Trek: The Next Generation (We'll Always Have Paris, Conspiracy and The Neutral Zone)
 
Game Gabbin' = Rimworld (Again)
 
Internet Intercourse = Lawrence Sontag playing Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Runesmith: 5E Potion need to be Better, The Adventure Zone: Earthsea (Episodes 1-8) and Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast w/guest Kevin Pollack.

586 - Best Preamble?

Hello!
Darmok and Jalad mentioned on the Ceritios.
Episode #586 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Tentacles, Bob Ross: Happy Accidents Betrayal & Greed, Powder, Southbound, Run and The Green Knight
 
Television Talk = Lower Decks (Season 2, Episode 1-5)
 
Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword HD
 
Internet Intercourse = Funhaus: Word of the Day, Manshorts: Drunk Before Noon, Idiots and a Broad, The Headgum Podcast: Geoff has COVID, and Never Not Funny with guest Blaine Capatch.

585 - Technically a Podcast

Hello!
What's the deal with airline related jokes...?
Episode #585 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = The Suicide Squad.
 
Television Talk = Fraser
 
Internet Intercourse = Sarah Lavender, James & Elise Willems in Psychonauts 2, Mythbusters Charity Auction and Jake & Amir is back!

584 - Who Played Data's Brother?

Hello!
I think it's time to try putting the coconut in the lime...
Episode #584 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = F9: The Fast Saga and Larry Crowne.
 
Television Talk = Star Trek: The next Generation (Where No One Has Gone Before, Hide and Q and Datalore)
 
Internet Intercourse = D&D is for Nerds: Fall from Grace 3, ambiguousamphibian, With Gorley & Rust: Jaws Movies, Longplays (Rimworld, Project Zomboid and Dwarf Fortress) and Exandria Unlimited (Conclusion).

583 - The Defemition of the Titular Octopus

Hello!
A Pennywise for your thots?
Episode #583 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Field of Dreams and My Octopus Teacher.
 
Television Talk = Taskmaster (Season 9)
 
Game Gabbin' = D&D Backstory: Misihigan (J. Frog)
 
Internet Intercourse = Brydon & Bob Mortimer and Nardwuar vs. Neil Hamburger.

582 - Star Trek is Replicated Comfort Food

Hello!
If given one wish just ask for the powers of the fictional character of Q from Star Trek.
Episode #582 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Waiting.
 
Television Talk = Star Trek: The Next Generation (Encounter at Farpoint)
 
Game Gabbin' = Steam Clean: Arid, Til Nord, Sunset Overdrive and Should I get Skyward Sword?
 
Internet Intercourse = Kruggsmash: Redvault (The Long Night Mod by The Mod Smith), G4 Livestreams and Alannah Pierce talking about the Blizzard Lawsuit.

581 - Red Dwarf + Lexx = G.O.R.A.

Hello!
Bonjour to all my Quebec listeners in area code 581 specifically...
Episode #581 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It, A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood, A Hologram for the King, Gora and A Quiet Place Part II.
 
Television Talk = I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson (Season 2)
 
Book Banter = Starship Troopers by Robert A. Heinlein
 
Game Gabbin' = Fallout 76: Steel Reign
 
Internet Intercourse = Mr. Sark, Take Your Shoes Off Podcast w/ Rick Glassman and Qilin.
 
 
Cleanup Conversation = Fully Vaxxed!

580 - THE Gerry from TeePublic!?

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H. R. Giger Alien + Species 8472 = 'Tomorrow War' Creatures*Episodes ending in a zero of course mean a two week break for all you dozen of listeners to get caught up*
 
Episode #580 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = The Tomorrow War.
 
Television Talk = Clarkson's Farm
 
Book Banter =  The Colour of Magic (Discworld #1 ) by Terry Pratchett.
 
Game Gabbin' = Rimworld
 
Internet Intercourse = The Price is Right (1980's Episodes), Double Threat: Julie's Surprise Birthday and Exandria Unlimited (Episodes 1&2).

579 - The relaxing playlist link is in the description.

Hello!
 
579 = 3 × 193; it is a ménage number.[44] 
 
Episode #579 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = The Devil Below and Twister.
 
Television Talk = Invincible (Season 1)
 
Book Banter = The Shepherd's Crown (Discworld #41) by Terry Pratchett  
 
Game Gabbin' = Elite Dangerous
 
Internet Intercourse = Relaxation Vids/Streams. ( https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-cyNgJuw9kO5_Y9o_7snkY9UgKgqcCUw )

578 - “A little bit of everything all of the time."

Hello!
 
This episode goes out to the minor planet 578 Happelia...
 
Episode #578 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Bo Burnham: Inside and Quigley Down Under.
 
Game Gabbin' = Caves of Qud and Disco Elysium.
 
Internet Intercourse = Critical Role (Campaign 1, Episodes 1-17, Campaign 2 Wrap and 9 vs Vox Lavadome), Abroad in Japan: Japan's Most Extreme North Hokkaido Road Trip and Never Not Funny w/guest Todd Glass.

577 - Heretofore untold levels of belief suspension.

Hello!
All The Segments.
Episode #577 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, Private Life, Family (2018) and White Chicks.
 
Television Talk = Life in Colour
 
Book Banter =  The Stand by Stephen King
 
Game Gabbin' = Sheltered
Internet Intercourse = Critical Role (Campaign 2 Finale), Some Funhaus in Studio Stuff and Bruce/Lawrence/Jacob/Omar GTFO Gameplay.

576 - 90's Goth Girls

Hello!
 
Not since episode 567 has an episode so added up to 18...
 
Episode #576 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = The Craft, Army of the Dead and Midnight Run.
 
Game Gabbin' = Resident Evil 2 (Remake)
 
Internet Intercourse = Thought Spiral, How Did This Get Played; Super Mayrio, D&D is for Nerds: Chult (Season 3), Critical Role (Season 2, Episode 140) and Some Final Episode Predictions.

575 - You gotta pull on my entertainment brain.

Hello!
 
This episode is the Ferrari 575 of Librocube episodes...
Episode #575 Segmented Thusly: 
 
Movie Monologue = Unhinged (2020), Thunder Force, Urban Legend, Groundhog Day, Hot Fuzz and The Terminal.
 
Game Gabbin' = Titanfall 2
 
Internet Intercourse = Code Mikko, The Headgum Podcast w/guest Lauren Lapkus and Alanah Pearce: Resident Evil 8 Playthrough.