The Librocube

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Well, Well, etc.  Episode #400 is finally here... Every 100 episodes I have done something special and I think this is the specialist yet! List!
1)  An almost unheard of podcast name change!  Who has two thumbs and named their podcast something no one can spell let alone say!? *Points at myself with my thumbs* This Guy!  Going forward the podcast will simply been known as "The Librocube."
Pants)  I have moved the podcast from the bloated "Comedy" section of iTunes to "Society & Culture > Personal Journals" where I hope it will flourish like the beautiful flower it is.  The podcast is basically a record (or "journal") of all the media I consume so this makes a sort of sense...
3a) Dedication #1 goes out to a very special Facebook group of that  pulled me into its warm and foamy embrace some months ago.  Never have I felt so welcome among such a large group of truly weird and wonderful people.  I've heard of a podcast but a podcast that talks about podcasts dedicated to a group of people who love podcasts!?
3b) Dedication #2 is for a very special man (who left us way too soon) by the name of Harris Wittels.  Over the years I have spoken very highly of him on the podcast and often focused on his "Foam Corner" jokes.   Harris would often use his Twitter & Foam Corner  to post his sort of "throw away" and work in progress type jokes.  These jokes would more often than not have me laughing harder than most peoples fully formed material.  This episode is dedicated to him because I have basically stolen that same idea and every Sunday I post my very pale imitations of his Foam Corner style jokes.  I call them #JustTweets (mainly just to keep track of them all) and in this episode I have gathered my favorite ones and have read them aloud in the hopes that among the hundreds of them there exists a few that are actually funny.
4) Every episode that ends in a zero means a two week podcast break for you all to get caught up and this one is no exception.  "The Librocube" will be back in two weeks in the regular format.  Which is:
a) Movie Monologue
b) Television Talk
c) Book Banter
d) Game Gabbin'
e) Internet Intercourse

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"'I'm getting too young for this..." - Benjamin Murtaugh
Episode #399 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Resident Evil: Damnation, Moana, Bad Santa 2, Manchester by the Seas and Passengers. 
Television Talk = Alone (Season 1)
Book Banter =  Black Wizards (Forgotten Realms: The Moonshae Trilogy #2) by Douglas Niles
Game Gabbin' = Doom (2016)
Internet Intercourse = StarTalk with guest Bill Nye & Elon Musk, You Made It Weird with guest Sarah Silverman, A Vance Gilbert & Don’t Stop or We’ll Die Rabbit Hole, United Kassem (Episode #1) and Norm macdonald Live with guest Stephen Merchant.

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"4/19 Dude lets smoke some reefer!" - Proactive Pot Smoker.
 Episode #398 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Resident Evil: Degeneration, Death Race 2050, The Visit, Hacksaw Ridge and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. 
Television Talk = Samurai Jack (Season 1-4)
Book Banter =  Darkwalker on Moonshae (Forgotten Realms: The Moonshae Trilogy #1) by Douglas Niles
Game Gabbin' = Frog Fractions (Due to NoClip) 
Internet Intercourse = Zelda: Breath of the Wild Coverage, Philip DeFranco takes a break & Internet Burnout, Nerd Poker Re-Listen (Blaine vs. Sark) and Anna Faris Is Unqualified with Guest Joel McHale.

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Keep your arm curls  I would rather  curl up with a good book!
Episode #397 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 5: Retribution,  The Edge of Seventeen,  The Shallows, Justice League Dark and  Into the Inferno. 
Television Talk = Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park 
Book Banter =  Double Movie Monologue = Doctor Strange, Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates, Band of Robbers, Enter the Battlefield: Life on the Magic and Tombstone. 
Game Gabbin' = New Video Card Installation and PC vs. Console. 
Internet Intercourse = Nerdist with guest Catherine O'Hara, WTF with guest Eugene Levy,  Dumb People Town, VSauce3: Time with guest Neil Degrasse Tyson, Headgum’s YouTube page and Vance Gilbert (first heard on Pardcastathon)

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"Echo" is probably the word that is yelled the most.
Episode #396 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 4: Afterlife , Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, The Money Pit, Unbreakable and The Nice Guys.
Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 3) 
Book Banter =  Double Movie Monologue = Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special, I Smile Back, Mr. Right, Upside Down and Confessions of a Brazilian Call Girl.
Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Final Boss)
Internet Intercourse = Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (Season #9) and Joemar: My Internship with Funhaus.

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"Echo" is probably the word that is yelled the most
Episode #395 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 3: Extinction, Arrival, Kubo and the Two Strings, The Hundred-Foot Journey and About Scout.
Television Talk = American Horror Story: Roanoke (Season 6)
Book Banter =  Making Money by Terry Pratchett
Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Dark Word)
Internet Intercourse = Dude Soup with guest Tim  Schafer, Harmontown: The Return of D&Dish, Stop Podcasting Yourself with guest Scott Thompson,  Anna Faris Is Unqualified with guest Stan Lee, Star Talk with guest Jay Leno, The Adam Carolla Podcast with guest Judd Apatow, The Curch of What’s Happening Now with guest Ralphie May and Acid +More maybe...

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If the Cookie Monster cums inside you that's a guaranteed yeast infection... sorry when he crumbs inside you.
Episode #394 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 2,: Apocalypse, Lo and Behold, Reveries of the Connected World ,  Crash Test: With Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer,  Hoop Dreams and Harry and the Hendersons.
Television Talk = Alone (Season 3)
Book Banter =  Black House by Stephen King & Peter Straub.
Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Light World) 
Internet Intercourse = D&D is for Nerds, Star Trek: The Next Conversation, John Romero's Irish Adventure - Noclip Profiles  and Showing My Desk to Adam Savage - Vsauce.

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I have been told I look exactly like Bradd Pitt in an orgy... I could be his Doppelgangbanger.
Episode #393 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = The Infiltrator, Sharknado 3, Suicide Squad,, A Few Good Men and Resident Evil.
Television Talk = The Legend of Korra (Season 1-4)
Book Banter = Double Television Talk = Pacific Heat (Season 1) 
Game Gabbin' = The Magic Circle and PewDiePie Plays Resident Evil 7
Internet Intercourse = Never Not Funny with guest Scott Aukerman(!), How Did This Get Made: Highlander II: The Quickening, Comedians Comedian Podcast with Guest Brian Regan, Myhtbusters for the Impatient,  Cops: Skyrim (Season 6),  Hot Ones with Guest Joey “CoCo” Diaz, and Vera Bambi leaving YouTube (Hopefully not for good).  Oh and I Howl’ed...

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I know it’s a bit of a cliche but I am always finding blueberries in the hat of my pet emu....
Episode #392 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = The Jungle Book (2016), Army of One, Ed Wood and Sky Ladder. 
Television Talk = Dexter’s Laboratory 
Book Banter = Double Movie Monologue = Tropic Thunder, Don’t Think Twice,  Let Me In and The Magnificent Seven (2016). 
Game Gabbin' = Darkest Dungeon 
Internet Intercourse = YouTube Short Films, Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2016, PewDiePie discovers Fiverr, Harmontown’s Australian Tour and The Adventure Zone #54.

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Turns out Tribbles are Wookiee eggs!
Episode #391 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = The Boy (2016), Coin Heist, American Sniper and Circle.
Television Talk = The Grand Tour (Episodes 3 and 4) 
Shadowstorm & Shadowrealm (Forgotten Realms: The Twilight War #2 and 3) by Paul S. Kemp
Game Gabbin' = Baldur's Gate Enhanced Editions 1 and 2. 
Internet Intercourse = Jordan Jesse Go! (2016 Catch Up),  You Made it Weird with guest Andy Richter, Super Fan Builds and Howl (Paying for Podcasts?)

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They said my pill to make you deaf to the sounds of laughter would never work but who's laughing now!?
Episode #390* Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Mud, Holidays, The Late Bloomer, The Rundown, and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. 
Television Talk = The Grand Tour (Episode #2) and The Corner Gas Christmas Episode 
Book Banter = Double Movie Monologue = 400 Days, Sex in the Comics, Fantastic Four (2015),  Asperger's Are Us and The Man Who Knew Infinity.
Game Gabbin' = Just Cause 3 
Internet Intercourse = Greg the Genie, Kinda Funny Games: Top 100 Games of all Time, Adam Savage and Michael Stevens Together at Last and Revisiting Nerd Poker.
*Episode numbers that end in a zero mean there will be a two week break for you to get caught up!

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Watch me trot. Watch me neigh neigh.
Episode #389 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Rats, (Dis)Honesty: The Truth About Lies, Jacob’s Ladder and Uncle Nick.
Television Talk = Top Gear (Final Season) and The Grand Tour Episode #1
Game Gabbin' = Dungeon Mastering for the Missus (Home Made Dungeon Mastering Tool: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FPBQrHApjxc5JKVup9PZKVCxeVAxkSDNhKzuRtgLxsc/edit#gid=696626600 ) 
Game Gabbin' = Life is Strange (Part 4 and 5)
 Internet Intercourse = Gamespot’s Game of the Year Stuff,  Vera Bambi - Camversity Trip Vlog,  James Franco and Bryan Cranston on Hot Ones AND Year End Podcast Extravaganza! (Best of Comedy Bang Bang, ACE Awards and The Howdies)