The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast

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A Desperate Woozle Wuzzle Plea


I've heard of Christmas in December and July but Christmas in February!?

Episode #346 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Bill Murray Christmas, Strange Blood, Do I Sound Gay and Lawrence of Arabia.

Television Talk = Childhood's End & Doctor Who Christmas Special

Book Banter = Out of Phaze by Piers Anthony 

Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls 2

Internet Intercourse = Best of Comedy Bang Bang (Parts 1-4), Dan Harmon's Night Court Lyrics, Nerdist Podcast with Guest Quentin Tarantino and the last regular episode of The Dead Authors Podcast.

Top 10 List for SEO


My career as a hockey caddy was as short lived as the last campfire I made and for the same reason. Lack of sticks.

Episode #345 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Ridiculous 6, Helvetica, Vacation, The Gallows and The Road Within.

Television Talk = Peep Show

Book Banter = Juxtaposition by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend Six & Seven)

Internet Intercourse = Gamespot & Electric Playground Year End Lists, Jewish Die Hard with Phil Rosenthal, Welcome Funhaus's Elyse Willems and Harmontown Episode 10-20.

Busty Feral Ghoul Burlesque


I am really torn by my love of jumping into industrial shredding machines...
Episode #344 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Call Me Lucky, It Follows, Tremors 5: Bloodlines and The Out of Towners.

Television Talk = Master of None

Book Banter = Blue Adept by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Fallout (Weekend Four & Five)

Internet Intercourse = My Life After 44 Years in Prison, Epic Meal Time Behind the Scenes Action, Electric Playground Cuts The Cord and HarmonTown Episode 1-10.

The Dedicated to Nerd Poker Episode


The last (but hopefully not forever) episode of the podcast Nerd Poker really had an "end of an era" feel.  Part of which was a lovingly crafted, personalized and incredibly dirty rendition of Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" sung by Patton Oswalt which I  have included at the end of THIS episode because it needs to be shared along with Nerd Poker as a whole as far as I am concerned.

Episode #343 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Someone Marry Barry, Automata, Ant Man and People, Places, Things.

Television Talk = Skins (Season/Series 5)

Book Banter = Split Infinity by Piers Anthony (Book #1 of The Apprentice Adept Series)

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend 3)

Internet Intercourse = Last (Hopefully Not Forever) Episode of Nerd Poker.

Fallout 4 Boobs Search Engine Optimization


Fallout is a blessing and a curse in that it gives me so much content to talk about BUT I would rather be playing than recording this! The show must go on and on though...

Episode #342 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Smoke, Road Hard, Stretch, Tig and Spark: A Burning Man Story

Television Talk = W/ Bob & David and Supernatural (Season 10)

Book Banter = Happyslapped by a Jellyfish by Karl Pilkington

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (First Two Weeks)

Internet Intercourse = Gamespot's Fallout 4 Love, Speakeasy with GUEST Paul F. Tompkins (!?) & New Host Russle Peters, PewDiePie Tazer Questions and The Adam Carolla Podcast with guest Jerry Springer and Brian Cranston.


Vagina Galore


Non-Sad New Year!  Back into the "Normal" swing of things after all our Hiatuses.... Hiatisis... Hiatusi...?

Episode #341 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope and Brian Regan Live from Radio City Music Hall.

Television Talk = Doctor Who (The Zygon Invasion & Inversion)

Book Banter = The Broken Sword by Poul Anderson 

Game Gabbin' = The Room 3

Internet Intercourse = Bob Ross: The Joy of Painting, Watchmojo: Top 5 Fallout Playthorughs and The James Bonding Podcast with Mat Mira & Matt Gourley.

4th Annual “Scrooged” Reenactment


Ho Ho Etc. Four years ago I recorded myself reading / "acting" out the entire script to the movie 'Scrooged' starring Bill Murray.

It may sound like reading a script for 3 hours is a lot of work BUT now I get a little podcasting holiday in the month of December every year. Lovely.

The podcast will be back on January 6th / 2016 so hopefully this ridiculous thing will tide you over.

Merry X-mas, Happy Festivus and have a good holiday to all other fictional holiday celebrants!


Jordan "celebrating the birth of a character from the bible despite being an atheist" Maywood


Celebritles Breast Reduction


Regular listeners (if such a thing exists?) will know that because this episode number ends in a zero means it will be two weeks before the next episode so you can get caught up! So considerate and lazy of me I know...

Episode #340 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Grey Gardens, Unfriended and Jiro Dreams of Sushi.

Television Talk = Current Show Catchup (Modern Family & Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

Book Banter = Tokyo Vice by Jake Adelstein

Game Gabbin' = Rust (Revisited I Think?)

Internet Intercourse = The Late Show with Stephen Colbert Clips, California On: A Spooky Ghost Adventure, The Pointless Podcast with host kevin Pereira and guest Adam Sessler and The Nerdist Podcast with guest Bruce Campbell.

Never Bet on Jerk OR Book Mind Meld


A lot of time travel wibbly-wobbly stuff in this one probably because someone went back n time and gave bubblegum to a dinosaur if I had to guess...

Episode #339 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Hot Tub Time Machine 2, Kung Fury and In Time.

Television Talk = Skins (Seasons 3 & 4) and Doctor Who (Season 9, Episode 6) The Woman Who Lived.

Book Banter = The 50 Funniest American Writers: According to Andy Borowitz by Andy Borowitz

Game Gabbin' = Witcher 3: Hearts of Stone (Part 2, Finale)

Internet Intercourse = Last Week Tonight: Canadian Election, Biting Elbows POV Action Music Video, The Indoor Kids Podcast with guest Adam Sessler.

So far up my alley I will have trouble getting it out.


This episode has a 1:4:9 ratio so prepare to have your mind blown!

Episode #338 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = 2001: A Space Odyssey, Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films, Cooties and Black Mass.

Television Talk = Rick & Morty (Season 1)

Book Banter = 2001: A Space Odyssey by Arthur C. Clarke

Game Gabbin' = The Witcher 3 - Hearts of Stone

Internet Intercourse = The Last Episode of Epic Meal Time, Manda Coweld NYCC Vlog, What happens at the edge of the universe?, Funhaus: Sex Swing Live and My THIRD Comedy Bang Bang appearance (in the sense they Scot Aukerman choose my 'Would You Rather" scenario)

Exploding Fat Guy Trope.


I got a fever and the only cure is a a strong dose of antibiotics and an ice bath if my temperature gets above 107.4 degrees Fahrenheit.

Episode #337 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The D Train, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl and The American Scream.

Television Talk = Doctor Who (Season 9, Epsidoe 3. Under the Lake)

Book Banter = The Crystal City by Orson Scott Card

Game Gabbin' = How to Survive and Magicka: Wizards of the Square Tablet 

Internet Intercourse = Trailer Park Boys Podcast (Epsiode 7 & 8) , Watchmojo: Top 10 Secret Video Game Levels and Not Too Deep with Grace Helbig & Guest Harley Morenstien live from Just For Laughs in Toronto.

Big Beautiful Smiling Mouth for BJ’s Experiment.


The year 336 was a leap year so lets LEAP into some good 'ole fashion media consumption talkings! (Nice Segway Jordan!)

Episode #336 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Obvious Child, The Baytown Outlaws, Nature Calls and Mortified Nation.

Television Talk = Angel (Season #1)

Book Banter = Heartfire (Book #5 of the Alvin Maker Series) by Orson Scott Card

Game Gabbin' = Borderlands The Pre-Sequel

Internet Intercourse = No Such Thing As A Fish, Spontaneanation with Guest Scott Aukerman and TED: This New Telescope Might Show Us the Beginning of the Universe


The Episode Where I Lobotomize Myself.


This episode has it all! And by that I mean it has an entire universe hidden within its code...neato.

Episode #335 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Avengers: Age of Ultron, Safety Not Guaranteed and Insidious: Chapter 3
Television Talk = Doctor Who (Series 9, Episode 1) & Comedy Bang Bang (Season 4)
Book Banter = Buffy The Vampire Slayer (Season 8, Issues 1- More than 1/2 done or so...)
Game Gabbin' = Gamespot's "Fallout 4 Show"

Internet Intercourse = V-Sauce (The Zipf Mystery), PewDiePie (Click on Boobs) and Nerdist Podcast with guest Felicia Day.