The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast

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This Train Has Been Railed!


If a belly button is an outie it should be called a belly knob,

Episode #355 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Poltergeist, Sleeping Dogs Lie, Zardoz,, Roger and Me and Amy.

Television Talk = @Midnight Tournament of Champions

Book Banter = #JustTweets Again I Suppose...

Game Gabbin' = Terraria and Anyone Play Starbound?

Internet Intercourse = Funhaus Comments, Riftworld Chronicles 1 & 2, TED: Meet the dazzling flying machines of the future w/ Raffaello D'Andrea, Vsauce 3 - Logical Paradoxes and Comedy Bang Bang with entire cast of Bajliion Dollar Properties.

Puff Puff Podcast


I heard about these ankle bracelets that prevent you from leaving the house but I can't find where to actually buy one

Episode #354 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Sinister 2, R.I.P.D., The Revenant, Sour Grapes, Charlie's Country and Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2

Television Talk = Heroes (Season 1) 

Book Banter = #JustTweets 

Game Gabbin' = The Quest and Learn to Fly 3

Internet Intercourse = Never not Funny with Guest Kulap Vilaysack, Epic Meal Time - Candy Garden,  GameSpot & nerdist - No Man's Sky Coverage, Jimmy Kimmel in Batman vs. Suprman!? and The Real Sacha Baron Cohen all overt the place (WTF, Kimmel, Conan +)

Disorder Episode of Chaotic Neutrality


With the popularity of the rowboat I am surprised the rowplane never took off... TOOK OFF. 

Episode #353 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Hateful Eight, Dope, Rock the Kasbah and Before I Disappear

Television Talk = Jericho 

Book Banter = The Dragonborne Chair by Tad Williams

Game Gabbin' = Half Life

Internet Intercourse = PewDiePie: Firewatch (Full Game Playthrough), Conan and his wax figure, Periscope and Podcasts of the Week!

The Funniest Episode Ever?


I think I will eventually drop acid because I am having Acid Flashforwards... 

Episode #352 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Dallas Buyers Club, Batman: Bad Blood, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and The Wolfpack.

Television Talk = The Birthday Boys (Seasons 1 & 2)

Book Banter = #JustTweets and Shtuff
Game Gabbin' = Sniper Elite 3

Internet Intercourse = Never Not Funny with Host Jimmy Pardo and Guest Richard Kind, The Adam Carolla Show with Guest William Shatner and Spoole Leaving Funhaus Sadness. 

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog vs. Ed the Sock


Just getting over Bronchitis so will I use the cough button a lot!?  Cliffhanger...

Episode #351 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Adult World, Full Metal Jacket, Turbo Kid, SlingShot and Spectre.

Television Talk = Shameless

Book Banter = #JustTweets

Game Gabbin' = Besiege, Eidolon and Qora. (Chinese New Year Sale)

Internet Intercourse = Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Political Stuff, I Like to Watch with Jack McBrayer, Will Ferrell on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert and Penn's Sunday School (Guest Lawrence Krauss Explains Gravity Waves)

The Hidden Track Episode

I wanted to get you something special for episode 350 so I got you 2 weeks without a new podcast so you can get caught up!  You're Welcome.
Episode #350 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Trophy Kids, From Dusk Till Dawn, From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money, From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman's Daughter and The Lost Honour of Christopher Jeffries

Television Talk = House (Seasons 1-4)

Game Gabbin' = ARK: Survival Evolved and why its not as good as Rust.

Internet Intercourse = Steven Tyler & Neil Degrasse Tyson Backstage at Late Night with Stephen Colbert, V-Sauce 2: Mind-Blow #101 and Harmontown (Some episodes around 40-60)

Tech You Very Much


When DJ BBQ told me he was getting "Grills" I was not sure if he meant for his teeth or his meats... 

Episode #349 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Martian, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water, Summerhood. Straight Outta Compton and Ex Machina

Television Talk = Rick & Morty (Season 2)

Book Banter = Himalaya by Michael Palin

Game Gabbin' = PS4 Cleanup (Grow Home, Super Meat Boy, Hardware Rivals and More) 

Internet Intercourse = Victor Lucas & Tommy Tommy Tallarico Live Stream, My Weekly Youtube Playlist feat. Mai Khalifa twerking for an Hour, Is Normal Difficulty Back? and Comedy Bang Bang with Guest Weird Al and a special annoucment.

P.I.T. = Proton Institute of Technology OR Phaze Institute of Thaumaturgy


If I worked at the Playboy mansion I would home from work.

Episode #348 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Robinson Crusoe, Joy, San Andreas, Felt and Night of the Comet.

Television Talk = Skins (Season 6 & 7)

Book Banter = Robot Adept by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Top 5 Things in My Man Cave That Would Make Good Video Games

Internet Intercourse = Co-Optitude (Keep Talking and Nobody Dies), Gamespot 600$ Occulus Talk, Lemino's Top 10 Facts of 2015 and You Made It Weird with Host Pete Holmes and Guest Gary Shandling.

My Birthday Episode For No Reason


An episode posted on my birthday!?  Thank you for the rating, commenting and subscribing in iTunes!  You should'nt have!

Episode #347 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Paul F. Tompkins: Crying and Driving, Lumberjack Man, Knock Knock, Paton,Tangerine and Lee Daniels' The Butler.
Television Talk = The Moaning of Life (Season 2) and Comedy Bang Bang (Season 4, Episodes 11-20)
Book Banter = Lazy #JustTweets Day
Game Gabbin' = Dragon Quest Heroes: Slime Edition
Internet Intercourse = Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with guest President Barack Obama and then guest Steve Martin, The Nerdist Podcast with guest Jason Alaxander, Last Episode of James Bonding (for now) and Harmontown (On The Road Episodes).

A Desperate Woozle Wuzzle Plea


I've heard of Christmas in December and July but Christmas in February!?

Episode #346 Segmented Thusly:
Movie Monologue = Bill Murray Christmas, Strange Blood, Do I Sound Gay and Lawrence of Arabia.

Television Talk = Childhood's End & Doctor Who Christmas Special

Book Banter = Out of Phaze by Piers Anthony 

Game Gabbin' = Dark Souls 2

Internet Intercourse = Best of Comedy Bang Bang (Parts 1-4), Dan Harmon's Night Court Lyrics, Nerdist Podcast with Guest Quentin Tarantino and the last regular episode of The Dead Authors Podcast.

Top 10 List for SEO


My career as a hockey caddy was as short lived as the last campfire I made and for the same reason. Lack of sticks.

Episode #345 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Ridiculous 6, Helvetica, Vacation, The Gallows and The Road Within.

Television Talk = Peep Show

Book Banter = Juxtaposition by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend Six & Seven)

Internet Intercourse = Gamespot & Electric Playground Year End Lists, Jewish Die Hard with Phil Rosenthal, Welcome Funhaus's Elyse Willems and Harmontown Episode 10-20.

Busty Feral Ghoul Burlesque


I am really torn by my love of jumping into industrial shredding machines...
Episode #344 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Call Me Lucky, It Follows, Tremors 5: Bloodlines and The Out of Towners.

Television Talk = Master of None

Book Banter = Blue Adept by Piers Anthony

Game Gabbin' = Fallout (Weekend Four & Five)

Internet Intercourse = My Life After 44 Years in Prison, Epic Meal Time Behind the Scenes Action, Electric Playground Cuts The Cord and HarmonTown Episode 1-10.

The Dedicated to Nerd Poker Episode


The last (but hopefully not forever) episode of the podcast Nerd Poker really had an "end of an era" feel.  Part of which was a lovingly crafted, personalized and incredibly dirty rendition of Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun" sung by Patton Oswalt which I  have included at the end of THIS episode because it needs to be shared along with Nerd Poker as a whole as far as I am concerned.

Episode #343 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Someone Marry Barry, Automata, Ant Man and People, Places, Things.

Television Talk = Skins (Season/Series 5)

Book Banter = Split Infinity by Piers Anthony (Book #1 of The Apprentice Adept Series)

Game Gabbin' = Fallout 4 (Weekend 3)

Internet Intercourse = Last (Hopefully Not Forever) Episode of Nerd Poker.