The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast

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Wizard vs. Druid vs. Musk vs. Nye

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"'I'm getting too young for this..." - Benjamin Murtaugh

Episode #399 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Resident Evil: Damnation, Moana, Bad Santa 2, Manchester by the Seas and Passengers. 

Television Talk = Alone (Season 1)

Book Banter =  Black Wizards (Forgotten Realms: The Moonshae Trilogy #2) by Douglas Niles

Game Gabbin' = Doom (2016)

Internet Intercourse = StarTalk with guest Bill Nye & Elon Musk, You Made It Weird with guest Sarah Silverman, A Vance Gilbert & Don’t Stop or We’ll Die Rabbit Hole, United Kassem (Episode #1) and Norm macdonald Live with guest Stephen Merchant.

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Samurai Jack is like a TARDIS

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"4/19 Dude lets smoke some reefer!" - Proactive Pot Smoker.

 Episode #398 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Resident Evil: Degeneration, Death Race 2050, The Visit, Hacksaw Ridge and Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. 

Television Talk = Samurai Jack (Season 1-4)

Book Banter =  Darkwalker on Moonshae (Forgotten Realms: The Moonshae Trilogy #1) by Douglas Niles

Game Gabbin' = Frog Fractions (Due to NoClip) 

Internet Intercourse = Zelda: Breath of the Wild Coverage, Philip DeFranco takes a break & Internet Burnout, Nerd Poker Re-Listen (Blaine vs. Sark) and Anna Faris Is Unqualified with Guest Joel McHale.

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Rusty Shackleford: Magic Time

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Keep your arm curls  I would rather  curl up with a good book!

Episode #397 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 5: Retribution,  The Edge of Seventeen,  The Shallows, Justice League Dark and  Into the Inferno. 

Television Talk = Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park 

Book Banter =  Double Movie Monologue = Doctor Strange, Mike & Dave Need Wedding Dates, Band of Robbers, Enter the Battlefield: Life on the Magic and Tombstone. 

Game Gabbin' = New Video Card Installation and PC vs. Console. 

Internet Intercourse = Nerdist with guest Catherine O'Hara, WTF with guest Eugene Levy,  Dumb People Town, VSauce3: Time with guest Neil Degrasse Tyson, Headgum’s YouTube page and Vance Gilbert (first heard on Pardcastathon)

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Zelda Peanut Butter and Jam Final Boss Tips & Tricks

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"Echo" is probably the word that is yelled the most.

Episode #396 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 4: Afterlife , Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse, The Money Pit, Unbreakable and The Nice Guys.

Television Talk = Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Season 3) 

Book Banter =  Double Movie Monologue = Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special, I Smile Back, Mr. Right, Upside Down and Confessions of a Brazilian Call Girl.

Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Final Boss)

Internet Intercourse = Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee (Season #9) and Joemar: My Internship with Funhaus.

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Tim Schafer is the Dan Harmon of Video Games

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"Echo" is probably the word that is yelled the most

Episode #395 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 3: Extinction, Arrival, Kubo and the Two Strings, The Hundred-Foot Journey and About Scout.

Television Talk = American Horror Story: Roanoke (Season 6)

Book Banter =  Making Money by Terry Pratchett

Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Dark Word)

Internet Intercourse = Dude Soup with guest Tim  Schafer, Harmontown: The Return of D&Dish, Stop Podcasting Yourself with guest Scott Thompson,  Anna Faris Is Unqualified with guest Stan Lee, Star Talk with guest Jay Leno, The Adam Carolla Podcast with guest Judd Apatow, The Curch of What’s Happening Now with guest Ralphie May and Acid +More maybe...

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Sexy Voice Fizzlebutts

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If the Cookie Monster cums inside you that's a guaranteed yeast infection... sorry when he crumbs inside you.

Episode #394 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Resident Evil 2,: Apocalypse, Lo and Behold, Reveries of the Connected World ,  Crash Test: With Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer,  Hoop Dreams and Harry and the Hendersons.

Television Talk = Alone (Season 3)

Book Banter =  Black House by Stephen King & Peter Straub.

Game Gabbin' = The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (Light World) 

Internet Intercourse = D&D is for Nerds, Star Trek: The Next Conversation, John Romero's Irish Adventure - Noclip Profiles  and Showing My Desk to Adam Savage - Vsauce.

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Worst Timer Mishap Since Boobsville

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I have been told I look exactly like Bradd Pitt in an orgy... I could be his Doppelgangbanger.

Episode #393 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Infiltrator, Sharknado 3, Suicide Squad,, A Few Good Men and Resident Evil.

Television Talk = The Legend of Korra (Season 1-4)

Book Banter = Double Television Talk = Pacific Heat (Season 1) 

Game Gabbin' = The Magic Circle and PewDiePie Plays Resident Evil 7

Internet Intercourse = Never Not Funny with guest Scott Aukerman(!), How Did This Get Made: Highlander II: The Quickening, Comedians Comedian Podcast with Guest Brian Regan, Myhtbusters for the Impatient,  Cops: Skyrim (Season 6),  Hot Ones with Guest Joey “CoCo” Diaz, and Vera Bambi leaving YouTube (Hopefully not for good).  Oh and I Howl’ed...

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I Always Let You Know Where the Colons Are.

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I know it’s a bit of a cliche but I am always finding blueberries in the hat of my pet emu....

Episode #392 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Jungle Book (2016), Army of One, Ed Wood and Sky Ladder. 

Television Talk = Dexter’s Laboratory 

Book Banter = Double Movie Monologue = Tropic Thunder, Don’t Think Twice,  Let Me In and The Magnificent Seven (2016). 

Game Gabbin' = Darkest Dungeon 

Internet Intercourse = YouTube Short Films, Zero Punctuation: Top 5 Games of 2016, PewDiePie discovers Fiverr, Harmontown’s Australian Tour and The Adventure Zone #54.

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My DD Addiction Meets My D&D Addiction.

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Turns out Tribbles are Wookiee eggs!

Episode #391 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Boy (2016), Coin Heist, American Sniper and Circle.

Television Talk = The Grand Tour (Episodes 3 and 4) 

Shadowstorm & Shadowrealm (Forgotten Realms: The Twilight War #2 and 3) by Paul S. Kemp

Game Gabbin' = Baldur's Gate Enhanced Editions 1 and 2. 

Internet Intercourse = Jordan Jesse Go! (2016 Catch Up),  You Made it Weird with guest Andy Richter, Super Fan Builds and Howl (Paying for Podcasts?)

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Asperger’s Are Me?

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They said my pill to make you deaf to the sounds of laughter would never work but who's laughing now!?

Episode #390* Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Mud, Holidays, The Late Bloomer, The Rundown, and Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. 

Television Talk = The Grand Tour (Episode #2) and The Corner Gas Christmas Episode 

Book Banter = Double Movie Monologue = 400 Days, Sex in the Comics, Fantastic Four (2015),  Asperger's Are Us and The Man Who Knew Infinity.

Game Gabbin' = Just Cause 3 

Internet Intercourse = Greg the Genie, Kinda Funny Games: Top 100 Games of all Time, Adam Savage and Michael Stevens Together at Last and Revisiting Nerd Poker.

*Episode numbers that end in a zero mean there will be a two week break for you to get caught up!

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Anastasia Leaferhousen: Wood Elf Druid

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Watch me trot. Watch me neigh neigh.

Episode #389 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = Rats, (Dis)Honesty: The Truth About Lies, Jacob’s Ladder and Uncle Nick.

Television Talk = Top Gear (Final Season) and The Grand Tour Episode #1

Game Gabbin' = Dungeon Mastering for the Missus (Home Made Dungeon Mastering Tool: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FPBQrHApjxc5JKVup9PZKVCxeVAxkSDNhKzuRtgLxsc/edit#gid=696626600 ) 

Game Gabbin' = Life is Strange (Part 4 and 5)

 Internet Intercourse = Gamespot’s Game of the Year Stuff,  Vera Bambi - Camversity Trip Vlog,  James Franco and Bryan Cranston on Hot Ones AND Year End Podcast Extravaganza! (Best of Comedy Bang Bang, ACE Awards and The Howdies)

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Time Traveling Lesbian Rookie Mistake

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I got 88 problems but time travel ain't one.  

I got 42 problems but the meaning of life ain't one.

Episode #388 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = For the Love of Spock, True Memoirs of an International Assassin, Scrooged, Elf and Youth. 

Television Talk = Horace & Pete 

Book Banter = Shadowbred (Forgotten Realms: The Twilight War #1) by Paul S. Kemp

Game Gabbin' = Life is Strange (Part 1-3) 

Internet Intercourse = You Made It Weird with guest Kevin Pollak, DOOM Resurrected, Co-Optitude: Alien Storm w/ guest Trisha Hershberger, The Earliest Show: Outtakes & Bloopers and Deer Nadia (Hearthstone Teachings)

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Jordan Maywood Gets Lucky for 42 Minutes

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Watch me trot. Watch me neigh neigh

Episode #387 Segmented Thusly:

Movie Monologue = The Ice Harvest,  Urge, War Dogs, 47 Ronin and Encounters at the end of the World. 

Television Talk = Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown and Weird Science (Season 5)

Book Banter = The Ice Harvest by Scott Phillips 

Game Gabbin' = Awkward Dimensions Redux and Enter The Gungeon. 

Internet Intercourse = LÜT & DONG,  FunHaus Drunk Silk Stalkings Podcast: Talking Stalkings, Cake Boss stares at you for 1 hour, Alan Partridge gets lucky for one hour and lastly Poppy…. Huh…

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