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Hello!The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy gOD! as far as I am concerned...Episode #305 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = This is Where I leave You, Women Aren't Funny, Burt's Buzz and Small ApartmentsTelevision Talk = QI with Host Stephen FryBook Banter = Doctor Tung: Time Traveling Origami Robot (Part 3)Game Gabbin' = Dragon Age: Inquisition (Part 2)Internet Intercourse = Adam Carolla's Alison Rosen Explanation & The Nerdist Podcast with guest Martin Short  

If Dwarvenly Possible

Hello!First podcast I ever listened to. First 20 hours of Dragon Age: Inquisition.  First Season of Trailer Park Boys.  First short story I have written in many years... If you are the first to comment on this episode and don't write "FIRST!" I will be disappointed. Episode #304 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Odd Thomas, Anabelle and Filth.Television Talk = Trailer Park Boys (Season 1)Book Banter = Doctor Tung: Time Traveling Origami Robot (Part 2)Game Gabbin' = Dragon Age: Inqusition (First 10 hour or so)Internet Intercourse = Kevin Pollak's Chat Show with Guest Harland Williams.

The Dedicated to Alison Rosen Episode

Hello!This weeks episode is an illusory loving kiss from a Japanese Robot. It's a second place trophy for time travel. It's an unfolding mug of demons.  It's about 32 minutes long....Episode # 303 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Devil's Pass, The Trip to Italy, Corner Gas: The Movie and The Babadook.Television Talk = Shark Tank (Season 6, Episode 1)Book Banter = Doctor Tung: Time Traveling Origami Robot (Part 1)Game Gabbin' = Far Cry 4 Trophy Run & Gameplay Style As You Age.Internet Intercourse = Farewell to Alison Rosen from the Adam Carolla Podcast. (Sadness)

Artificial Walrus

Hello!Getting into the flow of things again I think... You tell me!?Episode # 302 Segmented Thusly:Movie Monologue = Gone Girl, Maze Runner & TuskTelevision Talk = Night CourtBook Banter = Wired Magazine Artificial Intelligence CoverageGame Gabbin' = Age of Empires II and Baldur's Gate IIInternet Intercourse = Inside Gaming

Episode 301: The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast Jesus Like Resurrection (But Real !)

Hello!Aaaannnndddd we're back! (I am of course using the podcast "we" which is a lot like the royal "we" in that it can mean "I")Confused!? That makes three of us... Episode 301 is what we are going to call this thing. A whole new era for the Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Podcast. Things that have changed1) Rather than upwards of five 30-40 minute podcasts a week there will be one 30ish minute episode because as I say to all the little kiddies listening out there: "If work is hard, don't do it"2) Movie Monday is now Movie Monologue3) TV Tuesday is now Television Talk4) Book Bwednesday is now Book Banter5) Thur-Video-Games-Day is now Game Gabbin'6) Fri-Internet-Day is now Internet Intercourse 7) No more recording while driving! Got myself an actual factual USB microphone and everything... Like a professional! (Please do not expect a professional podcast.) Things that have remained the same:1) Nonsensical Ratings of things2) Nonsensical Sponsors3) Nonsensical Theme Musics and Sounds4) Nonsensical RantsE) Nonsense.Basically what has happened is we (meaning I) here at the podcast have taken the essences of the previous incarnation and boiled it down and reduced it to its quintessential components. Streamlined is a word you could use... and by that I mean a word you could use to describe the podcast going forward not just sort a word you could use in day-to-day conversation if you so choose... oh boy...Please if you like what hear pass it on to a friend. If you don't like what you hear pass it on to an enemy. Rating, Subscribing and Commenting on iTunes is also very nice of you. Hello Again!Just a little bit about the actual content of this episode. I decided to just talk of some of my favorite consumptions of media while I have been away and they are...were:1) Movie Monolgue = Guardians of the Galaxy2) Television Talk = Night Court, Sons of Anarchy, and of course Doctor Who3) Book Banter - The Wheel of Time Series4) Game Gabbin' = Divine Divinity, Paths of Exile, Terraria & Far Cry 45) Internet Intercourse = A wide variety of stuffs... Also feel free to follow me on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/47SlowCheetahI will post special episodes and Playlists there.Then End...? No.

3rd Annual "Scrooged" Reenactment

Hello!Yes that's correct I read / act out the movie "Scrooged" starring Bill Murray.  Clearly Santa has not brought me sanity...For Lease Navi's Dad Everyone!Post Script:  Podcast will be back January 1st with a very social episode and a whole new format so keep your...uh...ears peeled for that!

Nerd-Cane Adventures: FanExpo Toronto 2014

Hello!As Aaron Lewis of the American rock band Staind that was formed in 1995 in Springfield, Massachusetts once said: "It's been a while" !!!!On that note things are in the works for the podcast returning in 2015.  Exciting things no less! I am still working out some details but it will be quite a bit different from the first 300 episodes and that's all I am saying for now and you can't make me!Now on to this thing!  FanExpo Toronto 2014 is over and boy howdy was that a lot of fun!  Seriously poopedIf you are interested in seeing all the incredible pics of famous folks signing Nerd-Cane as well as many dozens of amazing cosplayers holding him you can do so here: https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.556142951180078.1073741835.358011230993252&type=1&l=650e15bc92If you would like to hear this podcast while those same pics flash before your eyes like some sort of motion pictures you can do so on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXxv2YtWoHM&feature=youtu.beLastly, and most importantly a thanks.  Thank you to all those who where so kind (as usual) to Nerd-Cane and his handler!  You make these expo thing-a-majigs some of the greatest times of his immortal life! Some of the very small thanks I can give on behalf of Nerd-Cane is to plug anything that you might like plugging!  But not in a sexual way as I am very happily married...  As Scott Aukerman of the Comedy bang bang podcast says Lets open the 'ole plug bag:LeeAnna Vamp: facebook.com/LeeAnnaVampIvy Doomkitty: facebook.com/ivydoomkittyivyJessica Nigri: facebook.com/OfficialJessicaNigriNadya Sonika: facebook.com/nadyasonikacosplayKay Pike: facebook.com/KayPikefashionKaitlyn Smith: twitter.com/TOCatwomanThe Ontario Ghostbusters:  facebook.com/OntarioGhostbustersThe Toronto X-Men: facebook.com/TorontoXMenCosplayers Canada: facebook.com/CosplayersCanadaModel Mayhem: modelmayhem.com/aaronknoxPorcupine Design: facebook.com/theporcupinedesignModelmosa:  facebook.com/ModelMosaGeekin' Gorgeous:  geekingorgeous.comIf I am forgetting anyone please let me know and I can add!  

The Lackadaisical Librocubicularist Episode 300: Music

Hello!This description of the episode could simply read "Jordan gets drunk and listens to music"; However, it turned into so much more than that.  A stream of consciousness and memories floated languidly out into the ether and it turned into one of my favorite episodes.  If you have ever got drunk and listened to music with me a lot of this should trigger memories in you as well.  All that might explain why it is FIVE AND A HALF HOURS LONG!As promised here is "Jordan's Massive Playlist" available on Grooveshark so you can listen along:http://grooveshark.com/#!/slow_cheetah/collectionThanks to all who have joined me for some of these 300 episodes!  A special thanks to all those who have rated the podcast in iTunes as that helps podcast to grow and flourish...floouuurish.Lastly,  If you noticed that after episode 100 I took one week off, and after episode 200 I took two weeks off it will come as no surprise that I will be take a three week podcast hiatus after this, my episode 300. BAMF!  Don't worry though because my addiction to podcasting will mean I will just be recording and banking episodes while I am "away" just at a much more leisurely pace is all...The final thing to say, that has been my final word 300 times now, is of course: It's nice to be nice to the nice.

The Robotic Garden Lamp Uprising.

Hello!Episode 299 is a Fri-Internet day featuring fun & games and sh*ts & giggles which is hopefully indicative of what has come before and will certainly be evidenced in #300! I discuss:TED: The Strangeness of Scale @ Twitter,TableTop Season 3 Announcement,V-Sauce 2: BiDiPi #46, andRevision 3: Indie vs. AAA Games.

Post Colon Title Writers Room.

Hello!Helghast more like jerk-ghast!  This series may not be the greatest thing since bread came pre-sliced BUT they are fun.  I discuss:Killzone: Shadowfall

Your Shart Belongs to Flea.

Hello!I don't let me heart make my decisions for my because that's ridiculous.  I let my WISDOM teeth do the thinking...Book Bwednesday episode in which I discuss:Your Heart Belongs to Me by Dean Koontz.

Breaking the Missus

Hello!The Missus returns for yet another very special TV Tuesday episode!  After much hassling  from me to watch this show she eventually agreed to do so...after someone else told her it was good... Hmph.  We discuss:Breaking Bad.

Zombie Russian Roulette vs. Charles Manson

Hello!If you watch the 3 movies in this Movie Monday episode I can guarantee you will walk away from them less sane than you were before... I discuss:No Holds Barred,Junkie, andA little StarShip Troopers talk.